FREE to good home

[steve]

This years crop of bluebottles have hatched and are ready now. Free to good home, collect or can post for postage cost.
Supply is limited (hopefully) so it's first come first served.

[steelcowboy]

Oh dear who's been a silly boy  ;D

[Leo Martin]

You don't think they have been "planted" from your close buddy do you?

[Skyblue1987]

Don't tell smiler you're giving stuff away free it took him months to save up for them!! He's probably given the names an all. But it's better than the snakes that usually find there way in ;)  ;D ;D

[steve]

Oh dear who's been a silly boy  ;D

Silly? Me? No, perfectly serious as always.

These fly's are the result of an extensive selective breeding program to produce a fly to control the net eating mice in Smilers garage.
These bluebottles are not just bluebottles they're M&S bluebottles (Monstrous & Sadistic) bluebottles. They have chased off all the mice but unfortunately now Smiler daren't go into his garage!   

[steve]

You don't think they have been "planted" from your close buddy do you?

No Smiler has not been anywhere near since his self inflicted "hair cut".

He's keeping a very low profile, only going out to the corner shop. He decided to shave his own hair with disastrous results, there were lumps of flesh and blood everywhere. The top of his head is now completely wrapped in bandages. On the plus side Mr Patel calls him brother and gives him a discount!

[steve]

WANTED

Bird of prey. M&S preferred. Can collect. Please contact Smiler anytime on 0345 600 3744

[Leo Martin]

You don't think they have been "planted" from your close buddy do you?

No Smiler has not been anywhere near since his self inflicted "hair cut".

He's keeping a very low profile, only going out to the corner shop. He decided to shave his own hair with disastrous results, there were lumps of flesh and blood everywhere. The top of his head is now completely wrapped in bandages. On the plus side Mr Patel calls him brother and gives him a discount!

Such a shame, we were all expecting a good old fashioned comb over to see at Messingham Grange. At least he has concentrated on the top of his bonce and not gone Brazilian down below. I dont think we could face that one......