Smiler is in the Highlands, struggling to find Loch Doone. Anyone got any advice??
Yes seek out labours Diane Abbot she's up there looking also :laugh: O0 O0
Has he gone to see the mating of the Haggis?
He looking for cheap mouse traps heard you can buy one get 2 free
He needs to be in Brigg A ;) ;)
i hope he never tries to sell his sat nav!!!
He would if he could find it!!
Are you saying he should visit specsavers Steve
He looking to buy a metal detector as well so he can go and find that Quid he lost
Quote from: Leo Martin on April 21, 2020, 21:55:36
Are you saying he should visit specsavers Steve
He went to Specsavers, walked into the shop and said I need an eye test. You certainly do, opticians are next door this is the fruit shop!!
Quote from: kiwi on April 21, 2020, 23:05:03
He looking to buy a metal detector as well so he can go and find that Quid he lost
He's got one Roy. He got all excited first time out with it. Got loads of calls on it, just about dug an entire field up and found nothing. It was only when he got home and took off his metal toe cap boots that he realised!!