To try put off cabin fever and hopefully add a little entertainment for everyone lets run a three word story post and see where it ends up.
The idea is you post 3 words on the back of previous posts to build a story up, no doubt Bashers strange and weird humour will surface but in these current times it may being a smile to one or two faces which I think we need.
Here is your starter.
cleaning my tackle
Don't rub hard
Smiler can't find
his little worm
Twitches when stroked
Shoots at people
But falls short
Not big enough
it only little
Also red spots
Get some cream
not salad cream
Not brown sauce
ANUSOL will work
Need to scratch
not your arse :-X
Watch the nails
Got gloves on
Are they latex
like your suit
Smooth and silky
And matching hat
With blonde hair
You dyed it
No true blonde
With black beard
bet its itchy
Its nicely trimmed
Fluffy and fury
Like baby duck
you hooked them
It flew away
It came back
Went round again
Man the oars
The boat set off
Quack quack off
ken dodds dad
Jumped over board
It was sinking
Leo rescued it
The lost bung
Paddled lot quicker
He's going down
Jasper hooked him
right in rasberries
he pulled out
Try new hooks
Changing my laccy
large net needed
what for tadpoles
Bullfrogs are big
Newts are small
smaller than ants
bigger than Dec's
What about Amandas
Dec and Amanda?
ant holly willowboobies
Phils out out
Boris should be
Boris for King
Need a rethink
Now Boris down
OR DUCK DOWN
Lovely warm quilt
Got duck caller
The duck wispere
Mallard, Teal, Goldeneye
Beak topkit bye
Tiu Silvereye Myna
boris need haircut
Boris needs tissues
Rationing in place
one biscuit each
Single chocolate digestive
Single sheet paper
one short flush
Wash hands carefully
HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL
Boris or Donald
First week over
how many more
Are on Facebook?
Winning the battle
BOG ROLL BATTLE
Hand wash battle
Battles to win
War to win
wash your bits
Sanitise very important
Not on dick
Turpin rides again
Who's he riding
Big Black Bess
Oh poor Dick
Hung in York
whose well hung
Well thank you
Big boy Mike
Leo been looking
For spare leg
Jake the peg
Diddle Diddle Dum
deep fine leg
One good leg
Left or right
Up and down
Like a float
stuck in tree
Got to pull
Really really hard
Another squirrel lost
joined the duck
Topkit flying away
in the pond
top kit returned
including the bird
We laughed our
heads off fully